Apparently, you want a web page – here you go, happy now?

What do we do – Make stuff to order, the weirderer the better.

 How do you order – via Wax Tablet

 I don’t have a Wax Tablet; I hear you moan.

 

We sell Wax Tablets.

 

Size – bigger than the pen of my aunt, 

smaller than the garden of my uncle.

 Sigh – yes you can email if you must

 

admin@ministryofweird.co.nz 

We make stuff to order, the weirderer the better